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Y’all ain’t gonna belive this shit
1600 jokes and stupid sayings about rednecks
Table of contents
You might be a redneck if...
You might be a redneck pilot if…
Redneck Medical Terms
Down South Bumper Stickers
How to convert a businessman into a redneck
Redneck computer terms
Ways to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer
If Microsoft was based out of Georgia
A redneck goes to the movie: "Return of the Jet-
Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks
Valentines, Redneck Style
You know you're trailer trash when...
You've joined a redneck HMO if...
A Redneck Kind of Love
The Redneck Oil Change Checklist
Redneck Driver's Application
North vs. South
Application to live in Festus, Missouri
Redneck Wedding Guidelines
Your Starship Captain might be a redneck if...
You might be a Star Wars redneck if...
What not to say to a police officer!
You know yours is a redneck church if...
Analogies only a Red Neck would know how to use...
Only a true Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption...
Redneck Engineering Exam
From a mother with love
Letter from a farm kid
You might be a Blueneck (a northerner -
Redneck Pickup Lines
Excerpts from the West Virginia Vocabulary Book
Today's top Country and Western Songs
Do's and Don’ts when Visiting the "SOUTH"
40 Things never said by southerners
Learn how to speak Redneck
In this book I will introduce you to more than 1600 funny and strange sayings and jokes about Rednecks.
This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.
Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind.
Carry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a
family get together. Because this is an E-
This collection is available for your E-
January 13, 2012