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Women are from Venus men are wrong

Hundreds of jokes and stupid sayings about men

Table of contents


Funny sayings


His and hers road trip

The difference between most men and real men

Mr Right Application

Female stages of life

Definitions by gender

Difference between man and woman showering

Female comebacks

20 truths about men

Advantages of being a woman

The perfect day

Women's point system

How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?

Cucumbers vs. men

From Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0

40 Ways men fail

Pickup lines

Him and her

Men vs. dog

Things not to say to a naked man or women...

Guide to translate ‘personal’ advertisements

50 Things women would do to drive men crazy

Ode to men

Girls and boys prayer

Moods of women and men

Dictionary for women

New Elements

What men mean

Compare the genders

30 Training courses now available for men

University seminars for men

What moms really wanted for Mother's Day

Answers to 5 of the toughest questions women ask...

Mans guide to female English

Womens guide to mens English



About the Author

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In this book I will introduce you to hundreds of funny and strange sayings and jokes about men.

This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.

Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind.

Carry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is an E-Book version you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh.

This collection is available for your E-book reader (kindle), your cell phone, tablet or notebook (with the appropriate app).


December 27, 2011


ISBN:  978-1-938488-26-9



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