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Jack Young & Bluepalm Publishing

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Hundreds of funny, stupid and strange

sayings for your everyday life

Table of contents


Cars, Transportation and Vacation

- Fun things to do when driving

- Funny things to do on a bus

- Funny things to do on an international flight

- GM Like Computer Industry

- His And Hers Road Trip

- How to know where a driver is from

- Drive through ATM procedures

- Rules of the road in Florida

- Driving styles

- Signs your car should be recalled

- Down South Bumper Stickers

- 10 things you don't want to hear from a guy in a hotel

- Funny English notices around the world!

- Funny things to do in an elevator

Computer, Internet and E-Mail

- Funny things to do in the computer lab

- Computer, the less you know, the more you make

- Is Windows a virus

- New Viruses on the loose

- You've been programming too long when

- Complaint letter to NTL

- Computer acronyms

- Signs your partner is addicted to internet porn

- Computer term dictionary

- Email anonymous

- Email commandments

- Essential disk care guide

- French computers

- Girl Friend 1.0

- Boyfriend 5.0

- Clean the mouse

- Computer gender

- How to please your I.T. department

- Year 2000 programs

- Cybersex chat

… etc


In this book I will introduce you to hundreds of funny, stupid and strange sayings for your everyday life.

This collection came from a variety of different sources like the Internet, emails I received from friends, things I heard at the local pub, at my hairdresser and other everyday life experiences.

Get ready, since it must be the largest collection of this kind.

Carry these funny writings with you and have a laugh at parties, the bar or at a family get together. Because this is an E-Book version you may take it where ever you go in need for a laugh.

This collection is available for your E-book reader (kindle), your cell phone, tablet or notebook (with the appropriate app).


January 27, 2012

ASIN: B0072QS3W2

ISBN:  978-1-938488-19-1



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